April Fool

The judge looked at the old woman and said, “Before I pass sentence, do you have anything to say in your defence?”

The old woman got to her feet and replied, “Yes, Your Honour. The evening that it happened, I was sitting quietly on my porch when this beautiful young man came up to me and started to kiss my hand. Then he kissed my face and began rubbing himself up against me. He put his hands underneath my blouse and fondled my breasts. It was so wonderful, I opened my legs, Your Honour, and asked him to go all the way.”


The old woman shook her head sadly as she remembered that evening. She continued, “That’s when he laughed and said April Fool! So I picked up my rifle and shot him.”

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