The managing director rose to his feet and glared at the men sitting round the boardroom table.
“Right!” he demanded, “who’s been having an affair with my secretary?”
The room went silent.
“Okay,” continued the M.D., “who hasn’t had an affair with my secretary?”
Again, there was silence and then a hand was slowly raised. “Actually sir, I haven’t,” said a small, shaky voice.
“In that case, you sack her,” ordered the M.D.