A girl came out of the interview room looking very pleased with herself. “I think I’ve got the job,” she told the receptionist, “there’s only one other person waiting.”
“Well, let me just give you a word of warning,” replied the receptionist, “your new boss thinks he’d God’s gift to women. He’ll have you over the desk, ripping your dress off, in less than an hour.”
“Thanks for the tip,” she replied, “I’ll just have to make sure I’m wearing old clothes.”
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Sack
The managing director rose to his feet and glared at the men sitting round the boardroom table.
“Right!” he demanded, “who’s been having an affair with my secretary?”
The room went silent.
“Okay,” continued the M.D., “who hasn’t had an affair with my secretary?”
Again, there was silence and then a hand was slowly raised. “Actually sir, I haven’t,” said a small, shaky voice.
“In that case, you sack her,” ordered the M.D.
“Right!” he demanded, “who’s been having an affair with my secretary?”
The room went silent.
“Okay,” continued the M.D., “who hasn’t had an affair with my secretary?”
Again, there was silence and then a hand was slowly raised. “Actually sir, I haven’t,” said a small, shaky voice.
“In that case, you sack her,” ordered the M.D.
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