Two simple-minded men stopped for a meal at a motorway cafe and discovered it was running a special competition. If you picked the correct number from that day’s menu, you won a session of free sex.
“Come on Jake, let’s have a go!” urged Dan. “I’ll have number 14, the tomato soup,” said Dan, “and my mate will have number 5, egg and chips.”
The waiter took down the order and looked at their expectant faces.
“I’m sorry,” he said shaking his head, “you’ve picked the wrong numbers.”
During the following two weeks, the men went back on six occasions but failed every time to pick the winner.
“I think this whole competition is a fake!” complained Jake on his seventh try.
“Oh no,” replied Dan, “it’s on the level. My wife won twice last week.”