“Will the defendant please rise,” said the judge. “Madam, you have been found guilty of killing your husband by pushing him off a 10-storey balcony. Before I pass sentence, is there anything you would  like to say?”

“Yes, Your Honour,” said the 84-year-old woman.

“When I came home and found my husband in bed with another woman I guessed that if he could make love aged 96 years old, he could also fly.”

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