Showing posts with label Chemist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chemist. Show all posts

Large

“Do you sell extra large condoms?” the woman asked the chemist.

“Yes we do,” he said, “would you like a packet?”

“No thanks, but do you mind if I wait here until somebody does?”

Order

A man walked into a chemist shop and asked the feisty young salesgirl for one hundred condoms.

“Well fuck me!” she exclaimed.

“In that case, make it 101,” he replied.