A young couple were parked in Lovers Lane and after a bout of heavy petting, the boy whispered urgently.
“Go on Cath, let me put it in.”
“Oh no”, she replied, “We said we’d wait until we were married.”
“Well just a little” he gasped “let me just put the head in to see what it’s like.”
She finally agreed but as soon as he began, he got carried away and thrust as far as he could go, in and out frantically.
“Oh George!” exclaimed the girl, “I can’t wait, I can’t wait, put it all in, please!”
George thought quickly and replied, “Oh no Cath, we can’t, remember our promise...”