The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s school report, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find out what had gone wrong.
“Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied the headmaster.
“The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay and he spends all his time pursuing the good looking boys instead of studying.”
The father was horrified. “But what on earth is the good news?” he stammered.
The headmaster smiled.
“Well, the good news is that your son has been voted Queen of the Year.”