Audit

A woman was drinking in the company bar when 3 of her male colleagues came to join her.

“Damn this bloody audit,” said one. “I’m really screwed.”

“Me too,” said another. “I’m bloody screwed as well.”

The third man shook his head in despair. “And I’m really fucked,” he said sorrowfully.

In the silence that followed, the woman said,

“Hey, guys, can you tell me how I can get audited?”