“Bloody women!” cursed the man at the bar. “I think my wife is having an affair with a travelling salesman. Last night I found a case of brushes under the bed!”
“Yeah, bloody women,” agreed the bartender. “I think my wife’s having an affair with a pet shop owner. When I got home, I found two budgies, 1 parrot and three gerbils under our bed.”
A man further down the bar had been listening to this conversation and he spoke up.
“That’s nothing, I think my wife’s having an affair with a horse. I came home last night and found a jockey under our bed!”
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